I was given this little gem over the weekend, too true aye boys!!!! :wink:
WIFE’S ODE TO THE MEMORY OF
“THE FAMILY BOAT”
“Lets get a boat” one night he said
As I lay trying to sleep in my bed
“A boat!” said I “what sort shall we get?”
“Just a family boat” he said, “like a jet”.
“The kids will enjoy it and can learn to ski
Oh what great fun for us all it will be!”
After one season of boating the lakes
Of learning to ski and jump over wakes
It was decided the revs were too low,
Get a new carbi, then it would go!
All sorts of stories I was told
So that he could acquire a new manifold!
Then he concluded the motor was too small
A bigger engine he really needed to install
And now a new hull that would handle with grace
Would help him to win that next Bridge to Bridge race
The boat was now big, sleek and fast
And our little family boat was a thing of the past
From a typical jet boaters wife
Author Unknown