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One for the Jet Boaters Wife

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  1. Dawn
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    I was given this little gem over the weekend, too true aye boys!!!! :wink:

    WIFE’S ODE TO THE MEMORY OF
    “THE FAMILY BOAT”

    “Lets get a boat” one night he said
    As I lay trying to sleep in my bed
    “A boat!” said I “what sort shall we get?”
    “Just a family boat” he said, “like a jet”.
    “The kids will enjoy it and can learn to ski
    Oh what great fun for us all it will be!”

    After one season of boating the lakes
    Of learning to ski and jump over wakes
    It was decided the revs were too low,
    Get a new carbi, then it would go!
    All sorts of stories I was told
    So that he could acquire a new manifold!

    Then he concluded the motor was too small
    A bigger engine he really needed to install
    And now a new hull that would handle with grace
    Would help him to win that next Bridge to Bridge race
    The boat was now big, sleek and fast
    And our little family boat was a thing of the past

    From a typical jet boaters wife
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  2. Tony737
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    Very clever

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  3. midjet
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    Now he wants a buggie !!!!

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  4. Mike
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    Hey....dont make this about me :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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