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  1. Tonz
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    About time this was started. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    *A Boys Revenge *

    A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
    flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a
    house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it,
    she
    saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have
    sex
    with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not
    leaving until I get it.

    'The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
    told
    him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls
    have
    any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'.. He said, 'I heard all the
    men
    talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S
    the
    girl I want.

    'Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
    the
    Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the
    hall
    dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back,
    still
    dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

    The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the
    place with a disease, instead of one of the others? 'He said, 'Well, if
    you
    must know, tonight when I get home, my Parents are going out to a
    restaurant
    to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my
    baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very
    fond
    of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
    When
    Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,
    he'll
    give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets
    home
    from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex and Mum
    will
    catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver
    the
    milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
    bastard
    who ran over my FROG!'

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  2. Tony737
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    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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  3. Tonz
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    The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he

    kept in the hen house behind the church.

    One Sunday morning

    , before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

    He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his

    Parishioners in church.

    During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'

    All the men stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

    All the women stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock

    that doesn't belong to them?'

    Half the women stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY

    cock?'

    Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

    The priest fainted.

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  4. Mike
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