About time this was started. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
*A Boys Revenge *
A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a
house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it,
she
saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have
sex
with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not
leaving until I get it.
'The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
told
him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls
have
any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'.. He said, 'I heard all the
men
talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S
the
girl I want.
'Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the
hall
dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back,
still
dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others? 'He said, 'Well, if
you
must know, tonight when I get home, my Parents are going out to a
restaurant
to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my
baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very
fond
of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When
Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,
he'll
give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets
home
from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex and Mum
will
catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver
the
milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
bastard
who ran over my FROG!'
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